spod

( n.)

   [UK]

   1.  A  lower  form  of life found on {talker system}s and {MUD}s. The
   spod  has  few  friends  in  {RL}  and  uses talkers instead, finding
   communication  easier  and  preferable  over  the net. He has all the
   negative  traits  of the computer geek without having any interest in
   computers  per  se.  Lacking  any  knowledge  of  or  interest in how
   networks  work, and considering his access a God-given right, he is a
   major  irritant to sysadmins, clogging up lines in order to reach new
   MUDs,  following  passed-on instructions on how to sneak his way onto
   Internet  ("Wow!  It's  in  America!") and complaining when he is not
   allowed  to  use busy routes. A true spod will start any conversation
   with  "Are  you male or female?" (and follow it up with "Got any good
   numbers/IDs/passwords?")  and  will  not  talk  to someone physically
   present  in  the  same  terminal  room  until  they log onto the same
   machine  that  he  is  using  and  enter talk mode. 2. An experienced
   talker  user.  As  with  the defiant adoption of the term geek in the
   mid-1990s by people who would previously have been stigmatized by it,
   the  term "spod" is now used as a mark of distinction by talker users
   who've  accumulated  a large amount of login time. Such spods tend to
   be  very  knowledgeable  about  talkers and talker coding, as well as
   more  general hacker activites. An unusually high proportion of spods
   work in the ISP sector, a profession which allows for lengthy periods
   of  login  time  and for under-the-desk servers, or "spodhosts", upon
   which   talker  systems  are  hosted.  Compare  {newbie},  {tourist},
   {weenie}, {twink}, {terminal junkie}, {warez d00dz}.

   2.  A  {backronym}  for "Sole Purpose, Obtain a Degree"; according to
   some  self-described spods, this term is used by indifferent students
   to condemn their harder-working fellows.

   3.  [Glasgow University] An otherwise competent hacker who spends way
   too much time on talker systems.

   4.  [obs.]  An  ordinary person; a {random}. This is the meaning with
   which the term was coined, but the inventor informs us he has himself
   accepted sense 1.

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[Reference(s) to this entry by made by: {Commonwealth Hackish}{geek}{handle}{tron}{warez d00dz}{weenie}]