random

( adj.)

   1.  Unpredictable  (closest  to mathematical definition); weird. "The
   system's been behaving pretty randomly."

   2.  Assorted;  undistinguished.  "Who was at the conference?" "Just a
   bunch of random business types."

   3.  (pejorative)  Frivolous;  unproductive;  undirected. "He's just a
   random loser."

   4.  Incoherent  or inelegant; poorly chosen; not well organized. "The
   program  has  a random set of misfeatures." "That's a random name for
   that function." "Well, all the names were chosen pretty randomly."

   5.  In  no  particular order, though deterministic. "The I/O channels
   are in a pool, and when a file is opened one is chosen randomly."

   6. Arbitrary. "It generates a random name for the scratch file."

   7.  Gratuitously  wrong,  i.e.,  poorly done and for no good apparent
   reason. For example, a program that handles file name defaulting in a
   particularly  useless  way, or an assembler routine that could easily
   have  been  coded  using  only  three registers, but redundantly uses
   seven  for values with non-overlapping lifetimes, so that no one else
   can  invoke  it  without  first  saving  four  extra  registers. What
   {randomness}!

   8.  n. A random hacker; used particularly of high-school students who
   soak up computer time and generally get in the way.

   9.  n. Anyone who is not a hacker (or, sometimes, anyone not known to
   the  hacker speaking); the noun form of sense 2. "I went to the talk,
   but the audience was full of randoms asking bogus questions".

   10.  n. (occasional MIT usage) One who lives at Random Hall. See also
   {J. Random}, {some random X}.

   11.  [UK]  Conversationally,  a  non  sequitur or something similarly
   out-of-the-blue. As in: "Stop being so random!" This sense equates to
   `hatstand',  taken  from  the Viz comic character "Roger Irrelevant -
   He's completely Hatstand."

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