warez d00dz

( /weirz doodz/, n.)

   A  substantial  subculture of {cracker}s refer to themselves as warez
   d00dz; there is evidently some connection with {B1FF} here. As `Ozone
   Pilot', one former warez d00d, wrote:

     Warez  d00dz get illegal copies of copyrighted software. If it has
     copy  protection  on it, they break the protection so the software
     can  be  copied.  Then  they  distribute  it  around the world via
     several  gateways.  Warez d00dz form badass group names like RAZOR
     and  the like. They put up boards that distribute the latest ware,
     or  pirate program. The whole point of the Warez sub-culture is to
     get  the  pirate program released and distributed before any other
     group.  I  know, I know. But don't ask, and it won't hurt as much.
     This  is  how  they  prove their poweress [sic]. It gives them the
     right  to  say,  "I  released  King's  Quest  IVXIX  before you so
     obviously my testicles are larger." Again don't ask...

   The  studly  thing  to do if one is a warez d00d, it appears, is emit
   0-day warez, that is copies of commercial software copied and cracked
   on  the  same  day  as  its  retail  release.  Warez d00ds also hoard
   software  in  a  big way, collecting untold megabytes of arcade-style
   games,  pornographic  JPGs,  and  applications they'll never use onto
   their hard disks. As Ozone Pilot acutely observes:

     [BELONG]  is the only word you will need to know. Warez d00dz want
     to  belong.  They  have been shunned by everyone, and thus turn to
     cyberspace  for  acceptance.  That is why they always start groups
     like TGW, FLT, USA and the like. Structure makes them happy. [...]
     Warez  d00dz  will  never  have a handle like "Pink Daisy" because
     warez  d00dz  are insecure. Only someone who is very secure with a
     good  dose  of  self-esteem  can  stand up to the cries of fag and
     girlie-man.  More  likely  you  will find warez d00dz with handles
     like:  Doctor  Death,  Deranged  Lunatic,  Hellraiser, Mad Prince,
     Dreamdevil,  The  Unknown,  Renegade Chemist, Terminator, and Twin
     Turbo.  They  like to sound badass when they can hide behind their
     terminals.  More likely, if you were given a sample of 100 people,
     the  person  whose  handle  is Hellraiser is the last person you'd
     associate with the name.

   The  contrast  with  Internet  hackers  is stark and instructive. See
   {cracker}, {wannabee}, {handle}, {elite}, {courier}, {leech}; compare
   {weenie}, {spod}.

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[Reference(s) to this entry by made by: {courier}{cracker}{demoscene}{elite}{handle}{Jeff K.}{k-}{lamer}{leech}{poser}{spod}{warez}{warez kiddies}{weenie}]