chemist

( n.)

   [Cambridge]  Someone  who  wastes computer time on {number-crunching}
   when   you'd  far  rather  the  machine  were  doing  something  more
   productive,  such  as  working  out anagrams of your name or printing
   Snoopy  calendars or running {life} patterns. May or may not refer to
   someone who actually studies chemistry.

[glossary]
[Reference(s) to this entry by made by: {Commonwealth Hackish}]