write-only memory

( n.)

   The  obvious antonym to read-only memory. Out of frustration with the
   long  and  seemingly useless chain of approvals required of component
   specifications,  during  which no actual checking seemed to occur, an
   engineer  at  Signetics once created a specification for a write-only
   memory  and  included  it  with a bunch of other specifications to be
   approved.   This   inclusion  came  to  the  attention  of  Signetics
   {management}  only  when regular customers started calling and asking
   for  pricing  information. Signetics published a corrected edition of
   the  data  book  and  requested  the  return of the `erroneous' ones.
   Later,  in 1972, Signetics bought a double-page spread in Electronics
   magazine's April issue and used the spec as an April Fools' Day joke.
   Instead  of  the  more  conventional characteristic curves, the 25120
   "fully  encoded,  9046  x  N,  Random Access, write-only-memory" data
   sheet  included diagrams of "bit capacity vs.: Temp.", "Iff vs. Vff",
   "Number of pins remaining vs.: number of socket insertions", and "AQL
   vs.:  selling price". The 25120 required a 6.3 VAC VFF supply, a +10V
   VCC, and VDD of 0V, ±2%.

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