1. A piece of {freeware} decorated with a message telling one how long and hard the author worked on it and intimating that one is a no-good freeloader if one does not immediately send the poor suffering martyr gobs of money. 2. A piece of {shareware} that works.
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[Reference(s) to this entry by made by: {annoyware}{crippleware}{shareware}{-ware}]