elephantine

( adj.)

   Used  of  programs or systems that are both conspicuous {hog}s (owing
   perhaps  to  poor  design founded on {brute force and ignorance}) and
   exceedingly  {hairy}  in  source  form. An elephantine program may be
   functional  and even friendly, but (as in the old joke about being in
   bed  with  an  elephant) it's tough to have around all the same (and,
   like  a  pachyderm, difficult to maintain). In extreme cases, hackers
   have  been  known  to  make  trumpeting  sounds or perform expressive
   proboscatory  mime  at  the  mention of the offending program. Usage:
   semi-humorous.  Compare  `has  the  elephant nature' and the somewhat
   more  pejorative  {monstrosity}.  See also {second-system effect} and
   {baroque}.

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[Reference(s) to this entry by made by: {baroque}{BrokenWindows}{heavyweight}{IBM}{monstrosity}{PM}{second-system effect}]