bonk/oif

( /bonk/, /oyf/, interj.)

   In  the  U.S.  {MUD}  community, it has become traditional to express
   pique  or  censure  by bonking the offending person. Convention holds
   that  one  should  acknowledge a bonk by saying "oif!" and there is a
   myth  to  the effect that failing to do so upsets the cosmic bonk/oif
   balance,  causing  much  trouble  in  the  universe.  Some  MUDs have
   implemented  special  commands for bonking and oifing. Note: in parts
   of  the  U.K. `bonk' is a sexually loaded slang term; care is advised
   in  transatlantic  conversations  (see {boink}). Commonwealth hackers
   report  a  similar  convention involving the `fish/bang' balance. See
   also {talk mode}.

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[Reference(s) to this entry by made by: {boink}{MUD}{talk mode}]