asbestos longjohns

( n.)

   Notional  garments  donned by {Usenet} posters just before emitting a
   remark  they expect will elicit {flamage}. This is the most common of
   the  {asbestos} coinages. Also asbestos underwear, asbestos overcoat,
   etc.

[glossary]
[Reference(s) to this entry by made by: {asbestos}]