asbestos cork award

( n.)

   Once, long ago at MIT, there was a {flamer} so consistently obnoxious
   that  another  hacker  designed,  had  made,  and distributed posters
   announcing  that said flamer had been nominated for the asbestos cork
   award.  (Any  reader  in  doubt as to the intended application of the
   cork  should  consult the etymology under {flame}.) Since then, it is
   agreed  that  only  a select few have risen to the heights of bombast
   required to earn this dubious dignity -- but there is no agreement on
   which few.

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[Reference(s) to this entry by made by: {asbestos}]