VAX

( /vaks/, n.)

   1.  [from Virtual Address eXtension] The most successful minicomputer
   design   in   industry  history,  possibly  excepting  its  immediate
   ancestor,  the  {PDP-11}. Between its release in 1978 and its eclipse
   by  {killer  micro}s  after  about  1986,  the  VAX  was probably the
   hacker's favorite machine of them all, esp. after the 1982 release of
   4.2   BSD   Unix   (see  {BSD}).  Especially  noted  for  its  large,
   assembler-programmer-friendly instruction set -- an asset that became
   a liability after the RISC revolution.

   It  is  worth  noting that the standard plural of VAX was `vaxen' and
   that VAX system operators were sometimes referred to as `vaxherds'

   2. A major brand of vacuum cleaner in Britain. Cited here because its
   sales  pitch, "Nothing sucks like a VAX!" became a sort of battle-cry
   of  RISC  partisans.  It  is even sometimes claimed that DEC actually
   entered  a  cross-licensing  deal  with  the  vacuum-Vax  people that
   allowed  them  to  market VAX computers in the U.K. in return for not
   challenging the vacuum cleaner trademark in the U.S.

   A  rival  brand  actually pioneered the slogan: its original form was
   "Nothing  sucks  like Electrolux". It has apparently become a classic
   example  (used in advertising textbooks) of the perils of not knowing
   the  local  idiom.  But  in 1996, the press manager of Electrolux AB,
   while confirming that the company used this slogan in the late 1960s,
   also  tells  us  that  their marketing people were fully aware of the
   possible double entendre and intended it to gain attention.

   And  gain  attention  it did -- the VAX-vacuum-cleaner people thought
   the  slogan  a  sufficiently  good  idea  to copy it. Several British
   hackers  report  that  VAX's promotions used it in 1986--1987, and we
   have  one  report  from  a  New  Zealander  that  the infamous slogan
   surfaced there in TV ads for the product in 1992.

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