MIPS

( /mips/, n.)

   [abbreviation]

   1.  A measure of computing speed; formally, `Million Instructions Per
   Second'  (that's  10^6  per  second,  not  2^20!);  often rendered by
   hackers  as  `Meaningless  Indication of Processor Speed' or in other
   unflattering  ways,  such  as  `Meaningless  Information  Provided by
   Salesmen'.  This  joke  expresses  an attitude nearly universal among
   hackers  about  the  value  of most {benchmark} claims, said attitude
   being   one  of  the  great  cultural  divides  between  hackers  and
   {marketroid}s  (see  also  {BogoMIPS}).  The singular is sometimes `1
   MIP'  even  though  this  is  clearly  etymologically wrong. See also
   {KIPS} and {GIPS}.

   2.  Computers,  especially  large computers, considered abstractly as
   sources  of {computron}s. "This is just a workstation; the heavy MIPS
   are hidden in the basement."

   3.  The  corporate  name  of  a  particular  RISC-chip company, later
   acquired by SGI.

   4.  Acronym  for `Meaningless Information per Second' (a joke, prob.:
   from sense 1).

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