All hardware sucks, all software sucks.

( prov.)

   [from   {scary   devil  monastery}]  A  general  recognition  of  the
   fallibility of any computer system, ritually intoned as an attempt to
   quell  incipient  {holy wars}. It is a common response to any sort of
   {bigot}.  When  discussing  {Wintel}  systems,  however,  it is often
   snidely appended with, `but some suck more than others.'

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