ABEND

( /a´bend/, /@·bend´/, n.)

   [ABnormal END]

   1.  Abnormal  termination  (of software); {crash}; {lossage}. Derives
   from  an  error  message on the IBM 360; used jokingly by hackers but
   seriously  mainly  by  {code  grinder}s. Usually capitalized, but may
   appear  as  `abend'.  Hackers  will try to persuade you that ABEND is
   called  abend  because  it is what system operators do to the machine
   late on Friday when they want to call it a day, and hence is from the
   German Abend = `Evening'.

   2.  [alt.callahans] Absent By Enforced Net Deprivation -- used in the
   subject  lines  of  postings  warning  friends of an imminent loss of
   Internet  access.  (This can be because of computer downtime, loss of
   provider,  moving  or illness.) Variants of this also appear: ABVND =
   `Absent  By  Voluntary  Net  Deprivation'  and  ABSEND  =  `Absent By
   Self-Enforced Net Deprivation' have been sighted.

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