wank

( /wangk/, n.,v.,adj.)

   [Columbia  University:  prob.: by mutation from Commonwealth slang v.
   wank,  to  masturbate]  Used  much  as {hack} is elsewhere, as a noun
   denoting  a  clever  technique  or  person  or  the  result  of  such
   cleverness.   May  describe  (negatively)  the  act  of  hacking  for
   hacking's  sake  ("Quit  wanking,  let's  go  get  supper!") or (more
   positively)  a  {wizard}. Adj. wanky describes something particularly
   clever  (a person, program, or algorithm). Conversations can also get
   wanky  when  there are too many wanks involved. This excess wankiness
   is  signalled by an overload of the wankometer (compare {bogometer}).
   When  the  wankometer  overloads,  the conversation's subject must be
   changed,  or  all  non-wanks  will leave. Compare neep-neeping (under
   {neep-neep}).  Usage: U.S. only. In Britain and the Commonwealth this
   word is extremely rude and is best avoided unless one intends to give
   offense. Adjectival wanky is less offensive and simply means `stupid'
   or `broken' (this is mainstream in Great Britain).

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[Reference(s) to this entry by made by: {bogometer}]