snail-mail

( n.)

   Paper mail, as opposed to electronic. Sometimes written as the single
   word  `SnailMail'.  One's postal address is, correspondingly, a snail
   address.  Derives  from  earlier coinage `USnail' (from `U.S. Mail'),
   for  which  there have even been parody posters and stamps made. Also
   (less  commonly) called P-mail, from `paper mail' or `physical mail'.
   Oppose {email}.

   (Note:  Actual  garden  snails  progress at about 10 meters per hour,
   which  is  about  25-50  times  slower  than  the  U.K.'s Royal Mail;
   comparable  measurements  for other countries have not yet been made.
   More  biologically  apt  terms  might  be "sloth-mail" at 250 m/hr or
   "tortoise-mail" at 270 m/hr. See
   http://www.newscientist.com/lastword/answers/789communication.jsp?tp=
   communication for details.)

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[Reference(s) to this entry by made by: {email}{out-of-band}{paper-net}{snail}{voice-net}]