salescritter

( /sayls´kri`tr/, n.)

   Pejorative  hackerism  for  a  computer salesperson. Hackers tell the
   following joke:

   Q. What's the difference between a used-car dealer and a
      computer salesman?
   A. The used-car dealer knows he's lying.  [Some versions add:
      ...and probably knows how to drive.]

   This  reflects  the  widespread  hacker belief that salescritters are
   self-selected  for  stupidity  (after all, if they had brains and the
   inclination  to  use  them,  they'd  be  in  programming).  The terms
   salesthing  and  salesdroid  are  also  common. Compare {marketroid},
   {suit}, {droid}.

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[Reference(s) to this entry by made by: {Saturday-night special}]