monty

( /monĀ“tee/, n.)

   1.  [US  Geological Survey] A program with a ludicrously complex user
   interface  written  to  perform  extremely  trivial tasks. An example
   would  be  a  menu-driven,  button clicking, pulldown, pop-up windows
   program  for  listing directories. The original monty was an infamous
   weather-reporting  program, Monty the Amazing Weather Man, written at
   the  USGS. Monty had a widget-packed X-window interface with over 200
   buttons; and all monty actually did was files off the network.

   2.  [Great  Britain;  commonly  capitalized  as  Monty or as the Full
   Monty]   16  megabytes  of  memory,  when  fitted  to  an  IBM-PC  or
   compatible.  A standard PC-compatible using the AT- or ISA-bus with a
   normal  BIOS  cannot  access more than 16 megabytes of RAM. Generally
   used  of  a  PC,  Unix workstation, etc. to mean fully populated with
   memory,  disk-space  or  some other desirable resource. See the World
   Wide  Words  article  "The  Full  Monty" for discussion of the rather
   complex  etymology  that may lie behind this phrase. Compare American
   {moby}.

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[Reference(s) to this entry by made by: {Full Monty}]