gorets

( /gorĀ“ets/, n.)

   The  unknown  ur-noun,  fill  in  your own meaning. Found esp. on the
   Usenet  newsgroup  alt.gorets, which seems to be a running contest to
   redefine  the  word  by implication in the funniest and most peculiar
   way,  with  the  understanding  that  no definition is ever final. [A
   correspondent  from the former Soviet Union informs me that gorets is
   Russian  for  `mountain dweller'. Another from France informs me that
   goret is archaic French for a young pig --ESR] Compare {frink}.

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[Reference(s) to this entry by made by: {frink}{jibble}]