boat anchor

( n.)

   [common; from ham radio]

   1.  Like  {doorstop}  but  more  severe;  implies  that the offending
   hardware  is  irreversibly  dead  or  useless.  "That  was  a working
   motherboard once. One lightning strike later, instant boat anchor!"

   2. A person who just takes up space.

   3.  Obsolete  but  still working hardware, especially when used of an
   old, bulky, quirky system; originally a term of annoyance, but became
   more  and  more  affectionate  as  the  hardware became more and more
   obsolete.

   Auctioneers  use  this term for a large, undesirable object such as a
   washing  machine;  actual  boating enthusiasts, however, use "mooring
   anchor" for frustrating (not actually useless) equipment.

[glossary]
[Reference(s) to this entry by made by: {doorstop}]