Unix brain damage

( n.)

   Something that has to be done to break a network program (typically a
   mailer)  on  a non-Unix system so that it will interoperate with Unix
   systems.  The  hack  may  qualify as Unix brain damage if the program
   conforms to published standards and the Unix program in question does
   not.  Unix  brain  damage happens because it is much easier for other
   (minority)  systems  to  change  their  ways  to match non-conforming
   behavior  than  it is to change all the hundreds of thousands of Unix
   systems out there.

   An  example  of  Unix  brain  damage is a {kluge} in a mail server to
   recognize  bare line feed (the Unix newline) as an equivalent form to
   the Internet standard newline, which is a carriage return followed by
   a line feed. Such things can make even a hardened {jock} weep.

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