Oracle, the

   The all-knowing, all-wise Internet Oracle rec.humor.oracle, or one of
   the  foreign language derivatives of same. Newbies frequently confuse
   the  Oracle  with  Oracle,  a  database  vendor.  As  a  result,  the
   unmoderated  rec.humor.oracle.d  is frequently cross-posted to by the
   clueless, looking for advice on SQL. As more than one person has said
   in  similar situations, "Don't people bother to look at the newsgroup
   description  line  anymore?" (To which the standard response is, "Did
   people ever read it in the first place?")

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