NSA line eater

( n.)

   The National Security Agency trawling program sometimes assumed to be
   reading  the  net for the U.S. Government's spooks. Most hackers used
   to  think  it  was  mythical but believed in acting as though existed
   just  in case. Since the mid-1990s it has gradually become known that
   the  NSA  actually  does  this,  quite illegally, through its Echelon
   program.

   The  standard  countermeasure  is  to  put loaded phrases like `KGB',
   `Uzi',    `nuclear    materials',    `Palestine',    `cocaine',   and
   `assassination'  in their {sig block}s in a (probably futile) attempt
   to  confuse  and  overload the creature. The {GNU} version of {EMACS}
   actually  has  a  command  that randomly inserts a bunch of insidious
   anarcho-verbiage into your edited text.

   As  far back as the 1970s there was a mainstream variant of this myth
   involving  a  `Trunk  Line  Monitor',  which  supposedly  used speech
   recognition  to  extract  words  from  telephone trunks. This is much
   harder  than  noticing  keywords in email, and most of the people who
   originally  propagated  it  had no idea of then-current technology or
   the storage, signal-processing, or speech recognition needs of such a
   project.  On the basis of mass-storage costs alone it would have been
   cheaper to hire 50 high-school students and just let them listen in.

   Twenty  years  and  several  orders of technological magnitude later,
   however,  there  are  clear  indications  that  the  NSA has actually
   deployed such filtering (again, very much against U.S. law). In 2000,
   the  FBI wants to get into this act with its `Carnivore' surveillance
   system.

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