Microsloth Windows

( /mi:´kroh·sloth` win´dohz/, n.)

   (Variants  combine {Microshift, Macroshaft, Microsuck} with {Windoze,
   WinDOS}.  Hackerism(s)  for  `Microsoft  Windows'.  A  thirty-two bit
   extension  and graphical shell to a sixteen-bit patch to an eight-bit
   operating system originally coded for a four-bit microprocessor which
   was  written  by  a  two-bit  company  that  can't  stand  one bit of
   competition.  Also just called Windoze, with the implication that you
   can  fall  asleep  waiting  for it to do anything; the latter term is
   extremely  common  on  Usenet.  See {Black Screen of Death} and {Blue
   Screen of Death}; compare {X}, {sun-stools}.

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[Reference(s) to this entry by made by: {Black Screen of Death}{demo mode}{Windoze}]