HP-SUX

( /H·P suhks/, n.)

   Unflattering  hackerism for HP-UX, Hewlett-Packard's Unix port, which
   features some truly unique bogosities in the filesystem internals and
   elsewhere  (these occasionally create portability problems). HP-UX is
   often  referred  to  as  `hockey-pux'  inside  HP, and one respondent
   claims  that the proper pronunciation is /H·P ukkkhhhh/ as though one
   were about to spit. Another such alternate spelling and pronunciation
   is  "H-PUX"  /H-puhks/.  Hackers  at  HP/Apollo  (the  former  Apollo
   Computers  which  was  swallowed  by  HP  in 1989) have been heard to
   complain  that Mr. Packard should have pushed to have his name first,
   if  for  no  other reason than the greater eloquence of the resulting
   acronym. See {sun-stools}, {Slowlaris}.

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