Green's Theorem

( prov.)

   [TMRC]  For  any story, in any group of people there will be at least
   one  person  who has not heard the story. A refinement of the theorem
   states that there will be exactly one person (if there were more than
   one,  it  wouldn't be as bad to re-tell the story). [The name of this
   theorem is a play on a fundamental theorem in calculus. --ESR]

[glossary]