Dr. Fred Mbogo

( /@m·boh´goh, dok´tr fred/, n.)

   [Stanford]  The archetypal man you don't want to see about a problem,
   esp.  an incompetent professional; a shyster. "Do you know a good eye
   doctor?"  "Sure,  try  Mbogo Eye Care and Professional Dry Cleaning."
   The  name  comes  from  synergy  between {bogus} and the original Dr.
   Mbogo,  a  witch  doctor  who  was Gomez Addams' physician on the old
   Addams  Family TV show. Interestingly enough, it turns out that under
   the rules for Swahili noun classes, `m-' is the characteristic prefix
   of  "nouns  referring  to  human  beings".  As such, "mbogo" is quite
   plausible  as  a  Swahili coinage for a person having the nature of a
   {bogon}.  Actually,  "mbogo" is indeed a Ki-Swahili word referring to
   the  African  Cape  Buffalo,  syncerus  caffer. It is one of the "big
   five"  dangerous  African  game  animals,  and  many people with bush
   experience  believe  it  to  be  the  most dangerous of them. Compare
   {Bloggs  Family}  and  {J. Random Hacker}; see also {Fred Foobar} and
   {fred}.

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[Reference(s) to this entry by made by: {Bloggs Family}{bogus}{fred}{Fred Foobar}]