C|N>K

( n.)

   [Usenet] Coffee through Nose to Keyboard; that is, "I laughed so hard
   I {snarf}ed my coffee onto my keyboard.". Common on alt.fan.pratchett
   and    {scary    devil    monastery};   recognized   elsewhere.   The
   Acronymphomania  FAQ on alt.fan.pratchett recognizes variants such as
   T|N>K  =  `Tea  through Nose to Keyboard' and C|N>S = `Coffee through
   Nose  to  Screen'.  (The  sound  of  this  happening is, canonically,
   {splork!})

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[Reference(s) to this entry by made by: {splork!}]